Arch Cape Lodge by the Sea

Arch cape lodge by the sea sucks!!

Review

We had an amazing girls surfing weekend planned at the coast and Monica picked out a great cabin. Unfortunately after we left, the jerky owner said it took 2 maids 7 hours to clean the place. The instructions on the website said to leave the place as we found it, which we did by doing dishes, cleaning the floors, wiping the counters and vaccuuming. We placed the towels in the laundry room and left the linens on the beds as instructed. Now this jerk is charging us extra for the cleaning. If he doesn't realize it by now, his maid service just ripped him off and cost him a repeat customer and possibly other customers. Too bad for him.

Here's his crazy rental and operation info:


ARCH CAPE LODGE by the sea
31987 Clatsop Ln Arch Cape, OR 97102
ph: 503 7393638
archcapelodge.com

CLEANING FEES: $150 THIS IS STANDARD FEE FOR THIS SIZE OF HOME. MOST RENTERS HAVE CHOSEN TO LEAVE THE LODGE CLEAN EXCEPT FOR BEDDING & TOWELS & SANITIZE
SO $100 TO $150 UP TO YOU
IT ACCUALLY COST ME MORE TO CLEAN BUT SO FAR ALMOST EVERYONE HAS RESPECTED THE LODGE: THIS IS MY GOAL I LIKE IT
SECURITY DEPOSIT: $300 AND LIKE THE CLEANING FEE WILL BE RETURNED PROMPTLY IF IT WARRANTS
I WANT TO RETURN YOUR MONEY: THIS MEANS YOU RESPECTED THE LODGE.
SOMETHING BREAKS: YOUR FAULT I WILL CAN FIX IT CHEAPLY I BUILT IT. NOT YOUR FAULT NO CHARGE OR PART OF
I'M EASY TO GET ALONG WITH JUST DON'T MAKE ME CHASE YOU.
DISRESPECT MY LODGE YOU WON'T COME BACK AND I WILL CHASE YOU
YOU HAVE TO BE 30 YEARS + TO RENT! NO PARTYS! GET TOGETHERS OK PLEASE! YOU KNOW WHATS ***RIGHT***
BEST DEAL ON THE COAST
RENTAL AGREEMENT ***CONTRACT*** **********CLICK HERE**********
MY HUMOR: I'VE HEARD 2 LAWYER JOKES THE REST ARE TRUE BUT THINK ABOUT IT; MY RENTAL CONTRACT OR ANY CONTRACT IS FOR SOMEBODY I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH. 99% OF LAWYERS GIVE THE REST OF THEM A BAD NAME AND THAN THEY VOTE THEM IN OFFICE: THEM NOT ME. HAVE A NICE STAY!!!!
MY DAUGHTER SAID IF I TELL LAWYER JOKES THEY WON'T RENT YOUR LODGE...WELL GOOD. LEAVE THERE SECRETARYS AND THE WHOLE BUNCH WITH THEM
I GUARENTEE MY WORD IS BETTER THAN ANY CONTRACT

RENTAL AGREEMENT ***CONTRACT*** **********CLICK HERE**********
MY GOAL IS TO SUPPLY A WELL MAINTAINED & STOCKED LODGE FOR LESS THAN IT'S WORTH BY HAVING GOOD REGULAR RENTERS RESPECTING THE LODGE WHICH WILL KEEP THE LODGE BOOKED AND THE PRICE DOWN THANKS TO THE RENTERS SO FAR MOST ALL HAVE BEEN GREAT!!! LETS NOT BE A BUM!! IF IT WAS LEGAL I WOULD MAKE A LIST of the BUMS ON THIS WEB SITE!!